Mine:

CONFIG_MULTIUSER is schizophrenia for a personal system.
- c4llv07e

Internet is just a slightly more structured library of Babel.
- c4llv07e

If you find Vulkan hard to setup, try writting a VFS filesystem.
- c4llv07e

Others:

Fun is not a productivity metric, but life is short.
- By default

Sometimes I miss being a normie.
- SwindlesMcCoop

the smaller the brain, the smaller the toolchain!
- xmdi

In Russian:

Скомпилировал мочу без размонтирования штанов
- Анон